lorijellybean:
“guns-and-humor:
“HER HUSBAND OWNS A ARSENAL OF AR 15 LARGE CAPACITY RIFLES AND ONLY THINKS GUN CONTROL APPLIES TO AMERICANS! GUESS THEY’RE NOT AMERICAN! LOL!
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My husband, sir-bradford-of-big-pine just stopped me on my way back from...

lorijellybean:

guns-and-humor:

HER HUSBAND OWNS A ARSENAL OF AR 15 LARGE CAPACITY RIFLES AND ONLY THINKS GUN CONTROL APPLIES TO AMERICANS! GUESS THEY’RE NOT AMERICAN! LOL!

My husband, sir-bradford-of-big-pine just stopped me on my way back from the kitchen to go over my Tumblr posts. 
Then his deadpan remark to this was too good not to come back and quote and repost.
Sir B says, “Wonder what was going through her head?”
I died. 

(via lorijellybean)

The Cold, Cruel Basement

subbykitten:

The cold, cement floor in the basement was like heaven on my slapped cheeks, and stinging body as
I writhed around in the pain of subspace. He had left me down there to contemplate my station in life.
He had just had just used me.

He had been in the basement, and called me down to look at…

lorijellybean:
“ Since a Jesus post I reposted was so popular, “Dear God, it’s me, you”. And has held the top post place for days, I thought I’d strike out on my own and make “Jesus memes”of my own.
This is a true sentiment of mine, and not intended...

lorijellybean:

Since a Jesus post I reposted was so popular, “Dear God, it’s me, you”. And has held the top post place for days, I thought I’d strike out on my own and make “Jesus memes”of my own.
This is a true sentiment of mine, and not intended as “blasphemy”. But if this offends you, good! I was warned my relationship with Jesus would offend others.
This is the honest truth…I’m in a Poly-D/s relationship with Jesus, and I don’t care who knows.

Texas man faces death penalty for shooting cop who crawled through his window at 5:30am

poorrichardsnews:

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What would you do if somebody came crawling through your window at 5:30 in the morning? I can speak for myself: this armed citizen would have opened fire and asked questions later. My family are too valuable to take any chances.

A Texas man who did just that now faces the death penalty after…

How was he to know that the man was a cop.

"Never Forget"

lorijellybean:

How can I? It gets shoved up my ass each and every year.
And…just makes me question Building 7’s empathy fall, The Pentagon’s lack of an airplane in the wreckage, and how ground zero sat there smoldered hard for weeks after (Because that’s totally “normal”).
Then most of you have the audacity to…

Spot on. 

ZIP SUBBIE !! I did not give you permission to speak.

ZIP SUBBIE !! I did not give you permission to speak.

subbykitten:
“  To all the other Doms before…just know, if you hadn’t been shitty to me then, I wouldn’t be happy now.
So, I made this text graphic just for you. Enjoy. Maybe take a page from it, and put it in your Twue Way of the Dom book.
;0)
#Shit...

subbykitten:

 To all the other Doms before…just know, if you hadn’t been shitty to me then, I wouldn’t be happy now. 
 So, I made this text graphic just for you. Enjoy. Maybe take a page from it, and put it in your Twue Way of the Dom book. 
;0)

#Shit Fuck Stack Dance

She is very happy. And I do need every part of my Kitten. And thanks to all the men before me, it’s your biggest loss, and my greatest treasure.